From the makers of Nypraxxor

Enlargen is a twice-hourly drug used for bonerification. You should consult your doctor before taking Enlargen as certain conditions such as heart beat and certain thyroid diseases may cause severe reactions to Enlargen.

If you experience nausea, vomiting, vertigo, eye pain, blood in your stool, fainting, or an election lasting longer than 24 hours, please consult your doctor or governmental representatives.

If you begin a twice-hourly regimen of Enlargen, do not stop it suddenly as severe headaches, muscle spasms, and an inability to process visual stimuli may occur.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not take or handle Enlargen because they do not have penises and there is a slight chance of serious birth defects or illness.