Monday, November 10, 2008

You'd expect it, wouldn't you?

have a more delusional day
isn't for everyone. You should consult your doctor before beginning an hourly
regemen of reality enhancing Nypraxxor.

Consult your
neon-pink Godzilla monster if you experience any of the following:

nausea, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, severe constipation, SARS,
acne, barking, increased urination, blurred vision, clumsiness, sterility,
muscle fatigue, a sense of increased importance, spontaneous hysterical
pregnancy, heart palpitations, gout, depression, sugar cravings, excess
creativity, migraine headaches, erections lasting longer than fourteen hours,
yellowed skin, increased musical talent, decreased appetite, chronic narcolepsy,
repetitiveness, inability to spell, repetitiveness, or death.

Nyproxxor may cause typhoid, malaria, leprosy, and severe
eruptions of most common STIs. Anyone with a pulse should not take

Nyproxxor, have a more delusional

The boyfriend and I were watching the teevee and some cruise ship commercial came on and for some reason he thought said cruise ship commercial was a pharmaceutical commercial... there's really no surprise there. Drug companies want us to think that by ingesting their newest drug our lives can be made better.

Depression drugs that make our bodies not hurt... erection drugs that make penises hard for up to 36 hours... asthma medication that can "increase the possibility of [an] asthma-related death".

And let us not forget the "pink Christina Aguilera monsters" from the Ritalin episode of South Park...

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