Thursday, November 13, 2008

I am Spartacus!


Joe the Plumber has, for some reason, employed Toshi the 11-year-old web-designer, and made a website complete with scrolling and blinking yellow text (seizure friendly! and how you can tell it was designed by an 11-year-old) as well as sections called "Joe the Forum", "Joe the Blogger", and "Shop Joe". You can get "Joe the Freedom Membership" for $19.95, and even pre-order "Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream", his up-coming book published by Joe the Plumber Publishing Inc. LLC MSDS SRC 501(c)3 ETC. It may even be out in hardcover. Oooooh.

Come on? Hasn't Joe the Plumber had enough time in the spotlight? Hasn't all of this Name the Profession garbage jumped Jaws the Shark? Why is this guy allowed to continue to call himself a plumber when he doesn't even have a plumbing lisence? And why, god, why is Rachel the Liberal Leftist Blogger continuing to pay attention?!

Wow, Fernando the Publicist and Herschel the Lawyer are doing well by this guy. But, unfortunately, with all this money he's raking in, Madison the IRS Agent is going to want all that back taxes he owes. (And got it. Yay.)

I can't take this guy anymore.

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